The usual downpour left the road wet and pot holes full. It's safe to liken the state of the road to a person who just survived chicken pox. Keke drivers have kicked the taxi men out of business in this area making them the only option. I was dressed neatly and was headed to a friend's ,I stood on the road for minutes waiting patiently for the perfect keke.
My definition of perfect keke
😀
👉 - keke that still has space in the back
I definitely wasn't ready to share bom-bom with a keke driver that morning plus the fact that other keke drivers could splash dirt on me.
I finally found one and rushed in because its not safe to stand on any road in Nigeria after a downpour:.heartless drivers will send showers of pee water inside your mouth and leave you raining insults on someone that will not even hear you.
😀👉 - keke that still has space in the back I definitely wasn't ready to share bom-bom with a keke driver that morning plus the fact that other keke drivers could splash dirt on me.
I finally found one and rushed in because its not safe to stand on any road in Nigeria after a downpour:.heartless drivers will send showers of pee water inside your mouth and leave you raining insults on someone that will not even hear you.
Shortly after we moved, a woman flagged him down , she looked in her 50's, the type of woman you might leave the 'you don't look your age ' comment. Thanks to my supernatural powers I always have a way to tell their real ages 
😁...
So the keke stopped in front of mummy and we all waited for her to enter front and then she looked at me and said 'my son, go front na.'
Mmh...
😁...So the keke stopped in front of mummy and we all waited for her to enter front and then she looked at me and said 'my son, go front na.'
Mmh...
Now this is not a bus situation o, where I'm sitting and she's standing ,or a train or a normal day when the road is dry ,this is a matter of getting splashed water. A typical case of road transport hazard.
I looked at her for a sec and a lot of thoughts crossed my mind.
👇👇👇
Can't you wait for another keke if you don't like this one ?
Didn't I wait too ?
You are an elder doesn't mean you play that card always even when it involves common sense.
I looked at her for a sec and a lot of thoughts crossed my mind.
👇👇👇Can't you wait for another keke if you don't like this one ?
Didn't I wait too ?
You are an elder doesn't mean you play that card always even when it involves common sense.
I have common sense to know when to stand for an elder,but this wasn't it.
I took another look at her and gave her looks that told her "it's not because of your 'pity for me' facial expression. I'm not just in the mood to be heartless" and then I then jejely moved to the front and yes I got soaked. 
😂
She didn't even pay my TRANSPORT .....
I'm sorry for the next elder!😀
😂She didn't even pay my TRANSPORT .....
I'm sorry for the next elder!😀