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CHRONICLES OF A NAIJA CRAZY GIRL (NGC)




Hi-ii guys , I know its totally been a while, I hear some of  y'all asked about me(I feel like such a celeb) lol, I missed you guys too, but I'm back now so I'm gonna be dropping some  ncgs experiences on a reg to make up for lost time, just for you of course. Anyway enough play, lets get crazy here;-) .


Let me tatafo you about one wicked experience I had recently, so I went to my… errrr… I went out, on my way back  you know that point you are on the road  and you recall one crazy stuff that happened to you and you are trying so hard not to laugh because obviously you are on the road and you cant just be laughing with yourself otherwise you will look mad (after all craziness and madness are not the same), anyways that was me that evening oh, I recalled one crazily funny stuff(which I might tell you about or not) and I just couldn’t hold back the laughter , believe me I tried, but I just couldn't and I kept smiling and giggling like(OMG) a mad person, all this while I was waiting by the road side for a commercial bus(thinking about it now, they might have thought I was mad that’s why they didn’t stop) anyways as I was standing and smiling jejely to myself, this fine flashy car just cruised to my side, I first shifted oh, in case he wanted to hit me ,I'm not yet ready to die, but this guy reversed to my side and next thing I heard was “nice smile” I looked around to make sure it was me and my smile he was talking to, well what do you expect? It was me of course,
I smiled wider and said thanks, it didn’t end there, he asked me where I was headed I told him I was going to my lodge which is just close to school gate, he told me he was going to the area and if I didn’t mind a lift I could hop in.
Did I just hear you ask me if I didn't mind? well duhh what do you think? I entered biko, the economy is bad, that transport can go a long way…
So I got in and he zoomed off, and the usual questionnaire followed
What is your name?where are you from ?bla bla bla*RME*
Then it got interesting {to me) when he asked  if I’m a student, (usually the question that follows this is, ‘what course and level’, I wasn’t disappointed, he asked me my course and level, after I told him I’m a student, okay let me explain this now, I’m studying a should I say controversial course? Because whenever people hear it they start asking questions about the course, that day I wasn’t in the mood to answer any unnecessary questions about my course so I just blurted out the first course that came to my mind, it was microbiology (which happens to be my roommate’s course). When I heard ‘wow, nice course’ I was already congratulating myself until I heard ‘I graduated from microbiology about 5 years ago from this same school’. I sat straighter in my seat, I suspected what was coming and I wasn’t disappointed, he started by asking, you’re going on IT next semester right? That one was easy, I said yes’ he went further by asking “who is your supervisor” that was a no brainier, I hadn’t heard my roommate talk about any IT supervisor, if she had been assigned one, I would have heard about it so it was easy to say ‘we haven’t been given’, I prayed he would stop there, as if I can be that lucky*RME*, he took it up another  notch by asking about one Mr. Chidi that was his lecturer  paddy when he was in school,(I had no idea who Mr. Chidi is but) I replied ’he is fine’ (why wouldn’t Mr. Chidi be fine?), he talked about many other lecturers as he wondered which ones were still in school and which ones weren’t(in his mind, he had found someone to update him on the happenings in MCB, if only he knew), I pretended to be engrossed in my phone and gave him the occasional smiles and yeses and no’s as he told me stories about ’my supposed lecturers’.
I was beginning to relax again when the big jamb question came
 ‘who is the HOD now?’ He asked,
 my state at that moment can’t be put into words, naturally I pretended like I hadn’t heard him, when he tried to ask again, I told him to wait that I wanted to make a call, that was how I called that person I call my roommate, I didn’t know what to tell her because obviously this guy was seated right next to me so I cut the call in the pretext  of network ish, I quickly typed a message to my roommate asking her the name of her HOD, the message delivered but she wasn’t online, I called her again and told her to come on whatsapp, I was doing all this in embarrassment oh, that’s how that girl started asking me why, telling me her battery was down that she couldn’t(I felt like crying) immediately I cut the call, it was like the guy had been waiting for me to end the call, he pounced on me with his question again, “Who is the HOD now?’ I couldn’t say anything I just kept pressing my phone in silence, (only God can understand the embarrassment of that moment). Finally my guy got the message that I didn’t know the answer to that question, he went quiet (whenever I want to torture myself I think about what he must have thought about me at that moment, probably that I wasn’t a student and I was just posing as one or that I was a student but all these non-academic students that sort their way through school (or worse) that I couldn’t even say my HODs name, chai, two bad options) or worst still all this destiny thieves .
Well I and Mr. man whom I’ve forgotten his name now, spent the remaining few minutes in a very uncomfortable, embarrassing (on my part) silence. When we got to school gate I couldn’t wait to jump down but he held me back asking for my number, embarrassment made me give him a wrong number, I couldn’t deal abeg. Well I said thanks and he said welcome and bye and zoomed off and I took my walk of shame to my lodge. Imagine how I missed someone who might have been a good friend because of a stupid lie.
My lesson that day was never lie about a topic you know nothing about, too many coincidences in the world. And you can imagine that my wicked roommate had the effrontery to laugh after I told her about it.
😊😇
 Another chronicle from the diary of Ncg.
                                                                                         Signing out✌✌✌
                                                                                          Yours truly
                                                                                               Ncg😉

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